George, the lovable Satanist.

I've decided to lash out at another group in the whole social networking scene. It actually surprised me that the group is such a small sub-culture. This is the Satanist subculture of course.

The Satanists on social networking sites differ from the emo and goth subcultures as they are more likey to use capitalisation and grammar for their profiles (well, the ones I've seen). You also notice rather quickly that they try to pass themselfs as the essence of evil, despite the fact that they probably have quite a nice middle-class lifestyle, getting spoiled off their ass by their liberal parents.

However, every now and then, the Satanist slips up, perhaps by adding a few unnecessary smilies or listing a really mainstream pop band under the music section. If the social networking site is Bebo, the Satanist's friends will often put pictures of penises, smilie faces or rainbows on the whiteboard, much to the Satanist's dismay. It must be hard to give the impression that you're the incarnate of evil when you have such cheery and optimistic friends.

Anyway, introducing George, the lovable Satanist: